Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters
Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

Original price was: $16.99.Current price is: $7.00.

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Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

(38 customer reviews)

Original price was: $16.99.Current price is: $7.00.

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4 Testicles (approximately 1lb) 

We are sourcing wild quality goat from Australia, these animals have never even seen a man!

Why Free Range

Testicles are a great source of zinc as well as bio-active testosterone for hormone balance. The nutrition of our food depends on how it was grown, especially animal products. These vitamins, minerals, and fatty acids are stored in the protein and fat, determining both taste and nutrient content. Feedlot animals are not only missing the quality diet that make their meat taste good, they can have “off” flavors, a lower nutrient content, and an imbalanced fatty acid ratio. We strive to procure quality animal products that are both enjoyable and nutritious, as it should be.

Uses

Very mild in flavor, similar texture to scallops.

 

Weight 1 lbs

38 reviews for Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

  1. 4.97
    (38 customer reviews)
    100% of customers recommend this product.
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  2. Jose Gonzalez

    Recommend this to anyone trying to up there testosterone, definitely something to get used to but the flavor is similar to scallops.

  3. Timmy Nguyen

    Taste just like scallop even texture…..fiyyyahhhh

  4. John Voell

    Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

  5. Aj

    I’ve never tasted these before. In India, when I asked at the butcher’s, understandably they refused to sell to a girl. So when I saw these listed at Frankies, I seized them! I stripped off the sac (after watching instructions on YouTube) and sliced in half and fried them up in olive oil in a spice mix of powdered cumin, chili, garlic, ginger, black pepper, coriander, and curry leaves. Unbelievably delicious! I puréed some cooked pieces with lamb brain and chicken liver and my toddler gobbled them up. Recently received lamb testicles. Yet to try those.

  6. Cathy Eufemia

    I’m glad I tried these. I will definitely purchase these again.

  7. CS

    I highly recommend WOMEN consume the goat testicles. I think it would benefit them very well.

  8. George V

    My weiner is now a sturdy pull up bar for midgets. I once required viagra because of my MS. These have me feeling like I’m 20 again. Thanks Frankie!!!

  9. Dan

    Amazing goat balls. First day I had a raw ball I went to work doing manual labor prepping a floor to paint for 6 hours straight. Same psychological affects as PCP. I feel like I could punch throw a windshield and not feel it for hours.

  10. Juan Amador

    Exceeded my expectations. Increased labido and drive. Better than any pill.

  11. Matthew Alloy

    Excellent taste, Fast delivery

  12. Erica Stanojevic

    I slept really well after eating these; a huge blessing! (I’m pretty sure melatonin is chemically similar to testosterone). In the past I’ve eaten these – and yes an increase in sex drive! Nothing major – and yes an increase (and FYI I’m female). They also taste surprisingly good – I sauteed them with onions, garlic, and ginger and served with veggies. The only thing I would change is the packaging – yuck styrofoam!

  13. Jamie Wilcox

    Bought these for my husband… The effect on libido was immediate!

  14. Trevor Clark

    Insanely required

  15. Kendrick Richey

    Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

  16. stephan wolley

    Quick delivery and amazing quality . The consistency is like a slightly firmer pigs feet, if you’ve ever eaten those.

  17. Gordon Wardell

    We have ordered over 10 times, with multi items each time. We have always been happy with the quantity, quality and taste of the meat. We will continue to rely on Frankies for future orders!!

  18. Andy T

    I will leave that open for interpretation

  19. Martin H

    Frankie’s doesn’t excellent job providing grass fed meats and organs. I live in the South and mine arrive perfectly perfectly packaged and frozen every time period period I have had both the veal testicles and goat testicles and both are buttery and mild. They taste great and I love them as a great source of bioavailable testosterone . Thank you guys.

  20. John

    Thanks for selling me balls in my mouth again , will come back for more meat daddy

  21. Lori DePauk

    Just reordered them again! Delicious!

  22. Jesse Rodriguez

    If you’re reading this comment, this is your sign to order!!! Don’t hesitate, great stuff!!

  23. Zachary Foster

    Tasted good and was packaged very nicely. Will definitely order again.

  24. James Higgins

    Excellent quality! Really feel the benefits of the high zinc and Omega content!!

  25. terry duncan

    Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

  26. Carter

    Everytime I taste one of Frankie’s wild selection of tasty meets I can’t help but come back for more every time!

  27. Jonathan Carrera

    EXCELLENT! 👌👍. I like them, very good quality, arrived frozen. I will continue to purchase and hope you guys continue to keep them in stock. Thank You.

  28. Chris

    High quality stuff! Fast shipping. Arrived frozen

  29. Z

    When I have some at home, I generally eat half or less raw testicle per day. I usually take a break for one or two days in the week. I think I feel better in this routine.

  30. DCB

    Quality

  31. Ethan

    Shipped to California with no issue at all. All the testicles came completely frozen and sealed! Great Product Frank

  32. Cory

    Will have you feeling primal as fuck. I slice the membrane, peel it out, Cut in half and then cut each half again. Down the hatch it goes, raw doggin it. Quality product

  33. Matthew Eveland

    Very strong! I felt a T boost within 3 days. Would recommend a sauce or seasoning them

  34. Daniele Millay

    Super delicious! My husband eats one daily and it helps him with testosterone and energy. His muscles feel better and he can go longer without much pain. I would recommend these for any male having any issues with testosterone or low energy.
    Dani Millay

  35. Rick Jameson

    The quality of this company’s products is more than uncommonly good. These fries have a billy goat aftertaste that is not unpleasant and varies in strength from testicle to testicle.

  36. Free Diddy

    These goat testies are very yummy but they do not compare to the sizes that i have taken before. They are nice and slimy would take it in. Ps mommy got filled up too

  37. Daniel Aguilar

    Im scared living in a world with cory, but the testies are very moist and succulent, after my husband got his chopped off by art the clown these are the only ones i can eat with out gaging and a man not screaming

  38. Davarius Campbell

    Goat Testicles Goat Fries Rocky Mountain Oysters

  39. kidd schramke

    They were pretty huge so thats a plus and they were delicious raw

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